🚓🍔 The Patty Wagon — justice is served… on a toasted bun. This name is hilarious, memorable, and totally made for a food truck or diner-style burger joint with major personality. Think law enforcement theme, but all in good fun — like you’re being “arrested” by flavor.
🚨 The Patty Wagon: Concept & Vibe
Theme
- Playful police puns + killer burgers = dangerously delicious
- Retro cop show meets fast-casual comfort food
- Staff in badge-style aprons, siren lights on the food truck, and orders shouted like police radio calls
- Decor idea: “Mugshots” of burgers on the wall + “Wanted” posters for dessert specials
🔥 Burger Lineup a.k.a. “Criminally Good Burgers”
👮 The Law & Order
- Classic double cheeseburger, special sauce, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions
- Served with a mini gavel toothpick (yes please)
💣 The Armed & Delicious
- Jalapeños, pepper jack, spicy chipotle mayo, crispy onion straws
- Comes with a warning label: “Hot & potentially habit-forming”
🕵️ The Undercover Veg
- Black bean patty, vegan cheddar, avocado, red cabbage slaw, spicy hummus
- For the health-conscious on the run
🍳 The Bribe
- Beef patty, bacon, egg, cheddar, maple aioli on a biscuit bun
- So good it’ll make you forget the rules
💼 The Accomplice (chicken edition)
- Buttermilk fried chicken, pickles, comeback sauce, shredded lettuce
- Optional spicy “hot pursuit” version
🍟 Sides: “Contraband”
- Fries Against Humanity – truffle parmesan fries with aioli
- Cell Block Slaw – tangy house-made slaw
- Illegal Rings – beer-battered onion rings with spicy ranch
- Interrogation Chips – crispy kettle chips with your choice of “dipping evidence”
🧁 Dessert: “Sweet Time Served”
- Jailhouse Rockshake – chocolate-peanut butter shake with brownie bits
- Cuffed & Stuffed – churro-style donut holes filled with dulce de leche
- Parole Parfait – layered mousse and cookie crumble in a mason jar
Taglines:
- “Guilty of great taste.”
- “Serving time one bite at a time.”
- “Flavor so good, it should be illegal.”
- “Book ’em — and grill ’em.”
Need help designing a badge-style logo? Want pun-filled menu boards or a “Bun Mugshot” photo booth for your truck? I’ve got you. Let’s roll out The Patty Wagon in style 🚔🍟
